Should Bernie Sanders lose the Democratic nomination, it is likely New Hampshire Democratic candidate Vermin Supreme would see an uptick in national interest and almost certainly secure the nomination over Hillary Clinton. In that event, knowing Supreme's policy of Ponies For Everyone is almost certain to run into problems of pony supply, it behooves us to jumpstart a Colorado state run program for genetically modifying coyotes and turning them into ponies. Such an initiative would be a national first and would in all likelihood result in a lucrative pony export market for Coloradans. The mainstream political establishment doesn't yet know what a pony shortage could mean for democracy. Therefore it falls to us in CPR to fix the problem before the rest of the country knows it exists.